 | Queenie: If we went around punishing people for being stupid, Nursie would have been in prison all her life. |
 | Percy: Don't be ridiculous, Baldrick. You know me. I mean, I laugh in the face of fear and tweak the nose of the dreadful spindly killer fish. |
 | Baldrick: We're not at home to Mr Cock-up. |
 | Flashheart: She's got a tongue like an electric eel and she likes the taste of a man's tonsils. |
 | Blackadder: The path of my life is strewn with cowpats from the devil's own satanic herd. |
| Queenie: I know why you want to get out of it, because I remember the last time you had a party, I found you face down in a puddle wearing a pointy hat and singing a song about goblins. |
